HOLD IT AGAINST ME
HOLD IT AGAINST ME
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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kathrynoliver:

i feel u
playdated:

this account is followed by the president
You can’t leave… I shaved my balls for you
fagmobs:

lopsidedown:

rev-enant:

perfectdisarray:

ohsusquehanna:

This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.

You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.

Omg

The mom doesn’t even look panicked she’s just “Sigh. Goddamn it Jimmy I fucking told you.”

Is that Yolandi from Die Antwoord?